Student: So is that like, this one time when I sat on an iron? And...(interrupted by me)
Me: Ok, stop right there. You sat on an iron?
Me: Was it on?
Student: Yes, someone left it on the couch.
Me: Why would someone leave a hot iron on a couch?
Student: I don't really know.
Me: Did you never think to find out?
Me: So wait, do you have a scar in the shape of an iron on your butt?