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Student: So is that like, this one time when I sat on an iron? And...(interrupted by me)

Me: Ok, stop right there. You sat on an iron?

Student: Yeah.

Me: Was it on?

Student: Yes, someone left it on the couch.

Me: Why would someone leave a hot iron on a couch?

Student: I don't really know.

Me: Did you never think to find out?

Student: No...?

Me: So wait, do you have a scar in the shape of an iron on your butt?

Student: Yes